Thursday, October 7, 2010

IT IS ONCE AGAIN TIME FOR CUTE ANIMAL SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME...AND RUSSIAN!

So I decided that this blog will be no one trick pony. I'm going to rise to the top of the blogging world but to accomplish this goal I will need more than pictures of cute animals. I know that sounds ridiculous because its just so perfect, but I need something else, a different angle, a bit of pizazz!

I'm going to teach you some Russian.

Now whenever you wake up cold, alone, ass hurting, in the middle of an abandoned Russian nuclear plant; you will THANK GOD that you subscribed to this blog. Lets begin.

Now the way this is going to work is I'm not going to try and teach you the alphabet because thats too boring and confusing. Your in an abandoned nuclear plant naked with your ass hurting in the middle of nowhere Russia, you have a lot of questions to ask not spelling tests to take. So I'm just going to write the word and the pronunciation...and whatever else I feel like. HERE WE GO.

Hello - ZDrastvuyteyeh.

Mind fucking isnt it. Remember when you are pronouncing this word that the Z and D should flow together as one. No pause. The best way I can explain this is you begin saying the 'Zuh' but then say a D instead. You'll figure it out. I trust you.

This is the formal hello in Russian, its respectful and professional and polite. If you greet people this way, they will be more inclined to maybe get you some clothes and call the police to help your crazy naked ass.

A shorter version of this word is used informally, such as amongst friends. But you probably have no friends in Russia unless they woke up in the same predicament. Either way

Informal Hello - ZDrastvee.

MUCH EASIER.

And now without further ado, CUTE ANIMAL SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME.





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NONE OF THESE PHOTOS BELONG TO ME. ENJOY YOUR DAY.

10 comments:

  1. My face when i read the title :

    D: RUSSHIANZ?

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  2. I can't wait to see your next post! Check out Boom Protein Everywhere!

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  3. nice work here... btw, I have Hayden Panetierre bubbled on Enhanced by MS Paint :P

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  4. I am now 1/10000th russian thanks.

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  5. well, i can start a convo in russian. maybe next we can learn, beer?

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  6. Priviet lol i like your Russian im learning it two, but learning to read is hard man

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  7. They're sooo cute :)
    P.S.
    I'm from Russia.

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  8. Dark Matter,
    you shouldn't pronounce 'H'
    [zdrAvstvuyte]

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